But then, of course, I needed an obscure history for it, as is my wont (I like to think that coming up with unusual themes has become my trademark !). And a synapse fired deep in my brain, requiring just a bit of Google searching and a few books to bring to the surface. Now the history bit ........
By November 1944 the British 6th Guards Tank Brigade had made it all the way from Normandy to Holland, in an epic breakout known to the Guards as the 'Great Swan'. The Coldstream Guards in particular had long harboured a desire to run a Troop of Panthers - indeed they went scavenging after Falaise, but couldn't find enough bits to make it worthwhile. But, in a barn in Overloon they found one, abandoned but in full working order ! A quick coat of SCC15 and some Allied Stars later, it was added to HQ Company (6th Guards mainly running Churchills). It was called 'Cuckoo' not, as some believe, because it was a 'stranger in the nest', but because HQ Company tanks were named after British Birds and that was simply the next name on the list. While I haven't found any record of tank-on-tank action, Cuckoo was widely admired for its accuracy in taking out strongpoints (that lethal L71), and those wide tracks skated over the winter mud where Churchills and Shermans floundered. Cuckoo remained in service until Fenruary 1945, when a broken fuel pump ended her British Army service near Kleve. As no spares were available she was abandoned there, and presumably scrapped a few months later

And, to prove this isn't just my imagination working overtime, here's a few pictures:
And even a Pathe newsreal: https://www.britishpathe.com/video/tank ... ry/1976_03 (fast forward to about 2:35). Cuckoo seems to have received a coat a winter whitewash by then, but I'm sticking with the early all-green. Incidentally, can anyone tell me why, when tankies want to demonstrate their new toy, they insist on knocking down a tree with it ?

So that's it. I'm mainly posting this up so that no one else nicks my idea ! Roll on the Autumn ! But, as I've got too many other projects on the go (Centurion, M3 Lee, Rolls Royce, and the ongoing fettling of Liesel and the Quad) Steve Norris has kindly agreed to build it for me - he'll do a much better job than I would anyway

Best wishes,
Chris